Thursday Thirteen ~ Twisted Quotes

1. He flew out of here like a bat out of heaven.

2. I’m so hungry I could eat a Clydesdale.

3. You can pick your friends but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

4. My cup runneth down the drain.

5. He was all over that like white on dirty rice.

6. She ran around like a chicken with its head up its ass.

7. Cat got your brain?

8. It’s as easy as shooting fish in the dessert.

9. Keep your panties off.

10. I couldn’t see the forest fire for the trees.

11. She really sunk to the occasion.

12. Never grab a gift horse by the tail.

13. Abscess makes the fart go Honda.