Thursday, December 9, 2010

Thursday Thirteen ~ Twisted Quotes

1. He flew out of here like a bat out of heaven.

2. I’m so hungry I could eat a Clydesdale.

3. You can pick your friends but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

4. My cup runneth down the drain.

5. He was all over that like white on dirty rice.

6. She ran around like a chicken with its head up its ass.

7. Cat got your brain?

8. It’s as easy as shooting fish in the dessert.

9. Keep your panties off.

10. I couldn’t see the forest fire for the trees.

11. She really sunk to the occasion.

12. Never grab a gift horse by the tail.

13. Abscess makes the fart go Honda.

16 comments:

  1. LOL! These are great. I've used #5 quite a lot. LOL! Happy Thursday!

    http://romanceauthorstephaniebennett.wordpress.com/blog/

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  2. LOL Love these. Thanks for the laughs.
    Happy Holidays!

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  3. Rather interesting twists and turns in there. LOL!

    Happy TT! Thanks for sharing!

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  4. Yikes! LOL!

    *hugs*
    Paige

    My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

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  5. These are fun. Some of them make me think. Always a good thing. Thanks.

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  6. *snickers* fun list. #9 and #11 are giving me such naughty ideas ... hmm ... ;)

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  7. Love the "cat got your brain" one. I often wonder that about some of my neighbors.

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  8. I appreciate the great comments. Thanks, dears!

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  9. #9 is especially helpful for the romance writer. Particularly if they write erotica! Good list.

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  10. I like #4 and #1 1especially well! lol

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  11. Hi, luv! I think you deserve the Versatile Blogger Award for this site too. You keep up both your individual sites with creativity and verve and it's a real inspiration!

    ~hugs~

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  12. Thank you for the comments, dears. Catherine, you honor me with the compliment. Thank you!

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  13. Lol, wow those are different.

    Janice~

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